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March 31, 2005

April 1 spam humor from Australia

Check out this shocking article from the Australian Broadcasting Corporation's ABC Science Online: Drug increases penis length.

The article reports that "A product available over the internet and marketed through 'spam' email significantly increases penis length."

Citing a report in a US scientific journal, the article goes on to say that "men's penises grew in length on average 11% when treated with a high-dose combination of MaxiBig and zinc."

Heck, research like that is enough to make Davis Hawke want to get back into the spam game!

Thing is, the Archives of Men's Health, doesn't exist. Nor does the National Penis Institute, or the Portland Medical Research Institute.

Nor is there a reference anywhere online to a penis pill called MaxiBig.

I guess the most important part of this article is probably the dateline.

Posted by brian at March 31, 2005 11:00 PM